Fic: Cupcake and Princess
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disturbinglynicTitle: Cupcake and Princess
Fandom: Hawaii Five-0
Pairing: Steve/Danny
Rating: PG
Word Count: 566
Warnings: CRACK!!! and schmoop
Summary: Steve finds out he has his own ringtone.
Disclaimer: If I owned them then I wouldn't have to play with them in stories.
A/N: Fifth in the adventures of cupcake and princess
Written for this prompt
He was supposed to be meeting Danny for lunch, but he was nowhere to be found. He pulled out his cell phone to call him.
You’re my Cuppycake, Gumdrop, Snoogums-Boogums, You’re the apple of my eye
What the hell was that? It was coming from behind him, so he whirled around only to find Danny fumbling with his phone. Steve just stood there, mouth agape, trying to figure out something clever to say.
“I have a ringtone.” That wasn’t anywhere close to being clever, but he seriously couldn’t think of anything else to say.
“Yes, you have a ringtone, and it’s entirely your fault.”
“How is it my fault?”
“It’s your fault for calling me Princess in front of Grace.”
“But you didn’t call me Cupcake in front of her.”
“No, but she told me about your little talk on the beach, which I appreciate by the way, and then she asked me if I had a name for you.”
“So you just willingly told her?”
“I already feel bad about not telling her about our relationship. I hate keeping things from her.”
“This still doesn’t explain the ringtone.”
“Grace did it.”
“Grace knows how to change your ringtone?”
“Apparently.”
“Apparently? Are you sure it was her?”
“Yep. The first time I heard it, she was in the car with me.”
“So why don’t you change it?”
“Because Grace did it. Besides, she’ll know it’s you calling and she can pick up if she wants and I won’t have to worry about who it is.”
“Why would Grace pick up the phone if I called?”
Danny rolled his eyes like it was the dumbest question in the world. “Because she likes you, you idiot.”
“She likes me?”
“Yeah, it must be some horrible Williams’ trait. I should probably have the both of us looked at. I mean, who in their right mind would like a suicidal mani- mmph.”
Steve shut Danny up by kissing him, even though it was the middle of the day and they were standing outside of a restaurant. He didn’t care. He just wanted to kiss Danny.
He wanted to kiss Danny because he loved Danny. He loved Danny for so many reasons, the newest of which being that he would keep a completely ridiculous ringtone on his phone just because his daughter had put it there. He loved Danny because Danny did want to be with a suicidal maniac. He loved Danny just because.
“Come on, Danno. Let’s go eat.”
********
The day had been a good one. After lunch with Danny he had gone to the grocery store to pick up the thing he would need to make the two of them dinner tonight. He had fixed a few things around the house when he had gotten home, and now he was relaxing outside with a beer.
Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone, I’ll be waiting all there’s left to do is run
What the hell?
You’ll be the prince and I’ll be the princess
Oh. He picked up his phone, and sure enough, Danny was calling. He laughed as he answered. It looked like Grace had struck again, and like Danny, he was going to keep the ringtone, because Grace actually liked him.
He still didn’t know what the hell he had gotten himself into, but he was really glad that he had gotten himself into it.
It's Called Cuddling / Cliché
Fandom: Hawaii Five-0
Pairing: Steve/Danny
Rating: PG
Word Count: 566
Warnings: CRACK!!! and schmoop
Summary: Steve finds out he has his own ringtone.
Disclaimer: If I owned them then I wouldn't have to play with them in stories.
A/N: Fifth in the adventures of cupcake and princess
Written for this prompt
He was supposed to be meeting Danny for lunch, but he was nowhere to be found. He pulled out his cell phone to call him.
You’re my Cuppycake, Gumdrop, Snoogums-Boogums, You’re the apple of my eye
What the hell was that? It was coming from behind him, so he whirled around only to find Danny fumbling with his phone. Steve just stood there, mouth agape, trying to figure out something clever to say.
“I have a ringtone.” That wasn’t anywhere close to being clever, but he seriously couldn’t think of anything else to say.
“Yes, you have a ringtone, and it’s entirely your fault.”
“How is it my fault?”
“It’s your fault for calling me Princess in front of Grace.”
“But you didn’t call me Cupcake in front of her.”
“No, but she told me about your little talk on the beach, which I appreciate by the way, and then she asked me if I had a name for you.”
“So you just willingly told her?”
“I already feel bad about not telling her about our relationship. I hate keeping things from her.”
“This still doesn’t explain the ringtone.”
“Grace did it.”
“Grace knows how to change your ringtone?”
“Apparently.”
“Apparently? Are you sure it was her?”
“Yep. The first time I heard it, she was in the car with me.”
“So why don’t you change it?”
“Because Grace did it. Besides, she’ll know it’s you calling and she can pick up if she wants and I won’t have to worry about who it is.”
“Why would Grace pick up the phone if I called?”
Danny rolled his eyes like it was the dumbest question in the world. “Because she likes you, you idiot.”
“She likes me?”
“Yeah, it must be some horrible Williams’ trait. I should probably have the both of us looked at. I mean, who in their right mind would like a suicidal mani- mmph.”
Steve shut Danny up by kissing him, even though it was the middle of the day and they were standing outside of a restaurant. He didn’t care. He just wanted to kiss Danny.
He wanted to kiss Danny because he loved Danny. He loved Danny for so many reasons, the newest of which being that he would keep a completely ridiculous ringtone on his phone just because his daughter had put it there. He loved Danny because Danny did want to be with a suicidal maniac. He loved Danny just because.
“Come on, Danno. Let’s go eat.”
********
The day had been a good one. After lunch with Danny he had gone to the grocery store to pick up the thing he would need to make the two of them dinner tonight. He had fixed a few things around the house when he had gotten home, and now he was relaxing outside with a beer.
Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone, I’ll be waiting all there’s left to do is run
What the hell?
You’ll be the prince and I’ll be the princess
Oh. He picked up his phone, and sure enough, Danny was calling. He laughed as he answered. It looked like Grace had struck again, and like Danny, he was going to keep the ringtone, because Grace actually liked him.
He still didn’t know what the hell he had gotten himself into, but he was really glad that he had gotten himself into it.
It's Called Cuddling / Cliché
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Date: 2010-11-12 02:28 pm (UTC)