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Title: Cupcake and Princess
Fandom: Hawaii Five-0
Pairing: Steve/Danny
Rating: PG
Word Count: 566
Warnings: CRACK!!! and schmoop
Summary: Steve finds out he has his own ringtone.
Disclaimer: If I owned them then I wouldn't have to play with them in stories.
A/N: Fifth in the adventures of cupcake and princess


Written for this prompt



He was supposed to be meeting Danny for lunch, but he was nowhere to be found. He pulled out his cell phone to call him.


You’re my Cuppycake, Gumdrop, Snoogums-Boogums, You’re the apple of my eye


What the hell was that? It was coming from behind him, so he whirled around only to find Danny fumbling with his phone. Steve just stood there, mouth agape, trying to figure out something clever to say.


“I have a ringtone.” That wasn’t anywhere close to being clever, but he seriously couldn’t think of anything else to say.


“Yes, you have a ringtone, and it’s entirely your fault.”


“How is it my fault?”


“It’s your fault for calling me Princess in front of Grace.”


“But you didn’t call me Cupcake in front of her.”


“No, but she told me about your little talk on the beach, which I appreciate by the way, and then she asked me if I had a name for you.”


“So you just willingly told her?”


“I already feel bad about not telling her about our relationship. I hate keeping things from her.”


“This still doesn’t explain the ringtone.”


“Grace did it.”


“Grace knows how to change your ringtone?”


“Apparently.”


“Apparently? Are you sure it was her?”


“Yep. The first time I heard it, she was in the car with me.”


“So why don’t you change it?”


“Because Grace did it. Besides, she’ll know it’s you calling and she can pick up if she wants and I won’t have to worry about who it is.”


“Why would Grace pick up the phone if I called?”


Danny rolled his eyes like it was the dumbest question in the world. “Because she likes you, you idiot.”


“She likes me?”


“Yeah, it must be some horrible Williams’ trait. I should probably have the both of us looked at. I mean, who in their right mind would like a suicidal mani- mmph.”


Steve shut Danny up by kissing him, even though it was the middle of the day and they were standing outside of a restaurant. He didn’t care. He just wanted to kiss Danny.


He wanted to kiss Danny because he loved Danny. He loved Danny for so many reasons, the newest of which being that he would keep a completely ridiculous ringtone on his phone just because his daughter had put it there. He loved Danny because Danny did want to be with a suicidal maniac. He loved Danny just because.


“Come on, Danno. Let’s go eat.”


********


The day had been a good one. After lunch with Danny he had gone to the grocery store to pick up the thing he would need to make the two of them dinner tonight. He had fixed a few things around the house when he had gotten home, and now he was relaxing outside with a beer.


Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone, I’ll be waiting all there’s left to do is run


What the hell?


You’ll be the prince and I’ll be the princess


Oh. He picked up his phone, and sure enough, Danny was calling. He laughed as he answered. It looked like Grace had struck again, and like Danny, he was going to keep the ringtone, because Grace actually liked him.


He still didn’t know what the hell he had gotten himself into, but he was really glad that he had gotten himself into it.

It's Called Cuddling / Cliché



Date: 2010-11-12 12:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] raynedanser.livejournal.com
D'awwwwwww

♥ ♥

Date: 2010-11-12 01:51 am (UTC)

Date: 2010-11-12 12:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aholder277.livejournal.com
OMG.. This was so cute. LOVE the ringtones! :)

Date: 2010-11-12 01:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] disturbinglynic.livejournal.com
Thank you!!! :)

Date: 2010-11-12 01:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pegasus-01.livejournal.com
*hyperventilates!!* OMG! I went on youtube to see what the fuck song you had assigned to Steve and HOLY FUCK! THAT IS HILARIOUS!!!! BWAHAHAHA!!!! HOW HAS THAT SONG NOT GONE VIRAL YET?!?!
AWESOME!

Date: 2010-11-12 01:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] disturbinglynic.livejournal.com
Hahahaha! I debated on whether or not I should use that song cause I didn't think Danny would program it in himself, but then I thought that if Grace changed it...
Glad you liked it ♥

Date: 2010-11-12 02:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lillyg.livejournal.com
awwww! cute! it's going to be awkward if it rings in front of a suspect!

Date: 2010-11-12 02:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] disturbinglynic.livejournal.com
That would be hilarious!! Good thing they usually go after suspects together :)
Thanks for reading!

Date: 2010-11-12 02:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] serenity-pen.livejournal.com
Too cute. I just adore this series. Steve's ringtone (You're my cuppycake was sung in the movie Chitty Chitty Bang Bang)
Can't wait for the next installment of Princess and Cupcake!

Date: 2010-11-16 05:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] serenity-pen.livejournal.com
OK,So I'm in the store looking to buy some wine this weekend to have when some friends were coming over, and what do I see.....Cupcake Vineyard wine! Yup - I had to buy it! And every time my eyes landed on the bottle while I was shopping, I had a huge grin and a little giggle, thinking of this series of stories. Needless to say, the wine,a cabernet sauvignon, was excellent and I smiled the whole time I was drinking it and thinking of my two favorite guys!

Date: 2010-11-16 01:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] disturbinglynic.livejournal.com
Yeah, so I woke up with a headache and I'm on my way to get a root canal, but this made me smile ♥
Cupcake Vineyard? That's so random.
I'm glad cupcake made you think of our guys :)
Hopefully, I've ruined cupcake for everyone else as well ;)

Date: 2010-11-12 03:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] huntress69.livejournal.com
How sweet and I love that Taylor Swift is his current ring tone.

Date: 2010-11-12 02:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] disturbinglynic.livejournal.com
Grace is one sneaky little girl :)
Thanks for reading!

Date: 2010-11-12 06:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] samjohnsson.livejournal.com
Okay, that was way too sweet. Neither of the boys would want to disappoint Grace, would they?

Date: 2010-11-12 02:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] disturbinglynic.livejournal.com
They sure wouldn't! Steve is falling into a fatherly role quite nicely, isn't he ;)
Thanks for reading!

Date: 2010-11-12 10:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] la-vie-chanson.livejournal.com
I second that awwwwww

Date: 2010-11-12 02:28 pm (UTC)

Date: 2010-11-16 07:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] atlantislover.livejournal.com
This was SO sweet and funny love this series! :)

Date: 2010-11-16 01:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] disturbinglynic.livejournal.com
Thank you! Glad you like them :)

Date: 2010-11-23 09:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jazzrose343.livejournal.com
&hearts I love this fic and you forever

Date: 2010-11-23 10:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] disturbinglynic.livejournal.com
Thank you!!!
I love you too ♥

Date: 2010-12-03 05:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] americandirrty.livejournal.com
Aww, so cute! I love this.

Date: 2010-12-03 02:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] disturbinglynic.livejournal.com
Aw, thank you ♥

Date: 2010-12-22 06:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fai-dust.livejournal.com
*giggle!snort* She so would, too.

Date: 2010-12-22 02:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] disturbinglynic.livejournal.com
I know, right?!?!! Haha.
Thanks for reading :)

Date: 2010-12-30 12:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shannon2914.livejournal.com
I just died from cuteness

Date: 2010-12-30 05:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] disturbinglynic.livejournal.com
Heeee!!!
Thank you :)

Date: 2011-08-14 06:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bandbfan.livejournal.com
OMGAAAAAWWWWDDDD just Googled the ring tones
BHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA, that is so classic and I love it so much
*HUGEGRINS*
Loved the crack and schmoop, just so totes love this!!
*Squishes you for these amazing fics*
TYVM for writing and sharing.

Date: 2011-08-15 12:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] disturbinglynic.livejournal.com
Haha! The ring tones are pretty hilarious. Glad you're enjoying this series ♥

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